The tale of a troll
On the table, there are two watches (neither works), four empty packets of Gold Flake cigarettes ... after all humans, their real history is that when push comes to shove, they will kill each other,” he says. What do you mean?, I ask.
Olympics Can Be a Coaching Wilderness
They had a truck, walkie-talkies, spotting scopes and 14 people, staked out along the course. Fortunately for the financial system, these guys are not interested in cash. They want gold ... not stop when the Olympics begin. Real-time tips seem plausible ...
Gold Fever Strikes The Valley
They are not alone ... Prospectors search for flakes of gold washed down from the Sierra Nevada Mountains. But believe it or not, these modern day prospectors say the precious metal isn't the only reward. Roberts says, "Why wouldn't you want to hang ...
Declaring Open Season On The Fashion Victim
I was in a fashionable store the other day, and they were selling blue jeans for $55 a pair, which would not be unusual except that these jeans had HOLES in them. On PURPOSE. They are imported from Italy, where a person is PAID to put holes in them.
Q&A: The Gourmand Behind New York's $666 'Douche Burger'
I mean, what’s the point of putting gold flakes ... put lettuce and tomato on my burgers. They’re only meat, cheese, and bread. I’ve gone and returned someone’s money and thrown his burger away because he was arguing with me about ketchup. Wait ...