Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Condom
I can understand wasting a Hot Pocket (because I used to live on them in college and just get nauseated when I see one now), but who would just ruin a perfectly good Pop Tart? Pop Tarts are made out of sunshine and Rainbows (and some artificial ingredients).
Drunk College Student Smashes Through the Walls of a Spa and Eats All Their Hot Pockets
They want to eat, damn it. Police officers discovered after searching the premises that at some point during his rampage, Brian made his way to the spa kitchen, stole several Hot Pockets from the freezer and cooked them in the microwave (and presumably ...
ND student reportedly breaks spa window with flower pot; eats Hot Pockets
A 19-year-old student was arrested Sunday morning after police say he used a flower pot to break into a South Bend business, and ate a variety of foods, including Hot Pockets and macaroni ... is reported to be a Notre Dame student. Late Saturday evening ...
Teen Explains Why He Had Sex With A Hot Pocket
We don't know for sure if we're alone on this planet or if the universe is actually just a hologram, but we do know why this kid had sex with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket. Thanks to First We Feast, we're now blissfully aware of what made this 18 year old ...
Snoop Shills For Hot Pockets With Insane New Music Video, '(Hot) Pocket Like It's Hot'
But Snoop Lion (née Dogg) just made a music video for Hot Pockets, so we were definitely wrong. We meant it when we said that "Hot Cheetos & Takis" was our favorite food jam of the year, but Snoop, bless you for trying. "(Hot) Pocket Like It's Hot ...