American Idol: Glory Glory Hallelujah
I mean, we're still talking about ... In a song given to her by known lesbian Ellen Degenerate? I do not like that." And then they don't vote for her! And then she doesn't make it to the Top 2, which is totes magotes where she belongs.
Slack tide: A Juneauite's New Year's resolutions for 2014
This begs an obvious question — I mean, aside from “why bother making them ... But let’s keep saying “totes magotes.” Stop using acronyms. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Stop using acronyms?! OMG, STFU!” But honestly, if we ...
Totes Obvs. Michigan teachers union demands $10K severance pay for child molester teacher
There comes a point for anyone writing about labor union issues where you have to begin to wonder, why do I bother ... Problem solved, right? I mean, it’s not like even the teachers union would go to bat on behalf of a convicted sex criminal to get ...
Happy Sunday! The BP spill could trigger a methane explosion, mass extinction
This is a totes magotes bummer: according to theories posited by the author ... explosions that the BP deepwater drill could create a catastrophic eruption. This does not mean that the Gulf will explode in a ball of fire, but it does give one pause.
Top 5 / Bottom 5: Paul Rudd
Like 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' 'I Love You, Man' has more heart than it knows what to do with, and somehow it takes a fairly ... Is it worth owning? "Totes Magotes." People thought so highly of the neurotic couple played by Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann that ...