How I Learned to Quit KFC -- and Actually Enjoy Exercise
Twice a week, I would turn up, and feel like I had been disemboweled. At least, that's how it felt for the first 50 days. My legs ached. And when I say they ached, I mean ... if you are about to be crucified, and then pull the weights towards your chest.
What sucks the most about being poor
Maybe that's still where you are. If that is the case, I mean no disrespect. What I'd like to do is a little black humor that will hopefully help some people who could use a laugh feel a little better about their situation. Because being poor sucks ...
When God Grabs You By the Balls
His theory: the cup prevents the balls from moving. If you ... like he'd been scalded—and I knew I wasn't getting my inches. The anesthesiologist placed the mask, tightened it, and told me to inhale—something like plastic permeated my tongue, my chest ...
Blindfolded and Bent Over That's my fantasy. How should I go about it?
I have a fantasy I can’t find much about online, so I figured I’d ask you for advice. My fantasy is to be blindfolded, bent over a table/couch/whatever ... I’m funny, independent, and easygoing. But I feel like there is a wall preventing me from ...
The Space Emperor is Funny, Generous with His Time, Surprisingly Afraid of Needles: Maize n Brew's Interview with Michigan Punter Zoltan Mesko
Z: It's just like any other practice in the fall, just in the spring we might get more use out of our indoor facilities. I mean ... so I feel a little better about that. Z: Glad to. MnB: Getting back to practice, how long does it take before you guys ...