Let's Do It: How to Suck a Dick
Are you both lying on your side? OR is he lying on his back, while you get ... to suck his dick, like a baby giraffe stretching his tongue to eat from the cock tree on the dusty savannah. Be comfortable. If your knees give you trouble, don’t do it ...
I'm The Woman Who Cleans Your House And This Is How Not To Be a Dick to Me
What I get is often hours of psychological games where clients will do everything they can just to try to save themselves $10 or $20. Sorry, but buying me a cup of coffee does not mean you get an extra ... 6 ways not do be a dick to your housecleaner.
Aaron Sorkin Conjures a Meeting of Obama and Bartlet
OBAMA How did you do it? BARTLET Well, I say I’m sorry a lot. OBAMA I don’t mean your marriage, sir. I mean how did you get America on your side ... When you hit a bump on the show and your people were down and frustrated? You’d give them a pep ...
Are you planning to quit your job? (2)
The freedom is to allow you to truly be yourself, and to do what you came to this world to do. This means you get to write your job description ... then every Tom, Dick and Harry will want to buy one out of curiosity. However what would follow would ...
Louis C.K.'s Rant on Fat Girls Is Absolutely Magnificent
But guys like you never flirt with me, because you get scared ... What do you think is going to happen? You think your dick is going to fall off if you hold hands with a fat girl? You know what the sad thing is? It's all I want. I mean, I can get laid.