Question:

If it takes half a chicken half a day to lay half an egg, how long will it take a grasshopper with wooden legs to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Answer:

Is the leg made out of hardwood? It'd be about 2 shakes of a frog's tail. Pine would be about the third twitch of a chicken's lip.

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