How I survived a raccoon attack (no, really)
Okay, so it was a raccoon. And it didn’t charge so much as look at me. But, you see, I am terrified of raccoons. They are exceedingly creepy, with their bank-robber faces and their dexterous little hands. They can open jars, zippers and probably my ...
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is a galaxy of fun
How about one with a smack-talking raccoon? You see the dilemma ... seen by many as a bafflingly ill-advised project for a studio that most of the time makes smart moves. An adaptation of one of Marvel Comics’ more stridently oddball monthlies, Guardians ...
Star Lord, Rocket, Groot & More! Guardians of the Galaxy Character Review!
This smart-mouthing, player is nothing but a thief and a coward ... For example, when Starlord attempts to use a metaphor on Drax, Rocket Raccoon explains to him that Drax will never get the metaphor and that they just go over his head.
Give Jaxxon his own 'Star Wars' spin-off movie!
If audiences will accept a smart-aleck raccoon with a bad temper, why not a giant green hare with a similar disposition?
5 Things to Watch
OK, tell me if you’ve heard this one before: Chris Pratt, an alien, a profesional wrestler, a raccoon, and a tree all walk into a ... There’s only one villain (mostly). The writing’s smart, funny, and alive. The casting is brilliant.