So That If I Died It Mattered
Professionally and creatively-speaking, it is a world class incubator, no doubt. But if you wish to remain a career bachelor, you receive a Big Apple cosign into your seventies. Every transplant I know has had ... So that if I died it mattered.”
Reviewed: The Worst Music Video Ever Starring the World's Biggest Dickhead
Because compared to Falling In Reverse, the past was a golden age for shit. Seriously ... We have the internet now. This gesture will never be offensive to anyone ever again. Stop it. I'm not sure if this a glimpse into a rare moment of self-doubt from ...
Dick Clark died a day after prostate surgery
Hollywood producer and television legend Dick Clark died ... during surgery. “Having surgery is a stressful event,” says Dr. Kenneth Rosenfield, an interventional cardiologist at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. “It might have been enough ...
Waiting For Dick Cheney To Die? Get a Chair
First, it’s not going to be “justice” when Dick Cheney finally drops dead ... After the midterms, maybe. Did Cheney expire in February, after his fifth documented heart attack? How would anyone know the difference? But here’s the official word ...
How Not To Be A Dick To People With Kids
Here’s a few notes that might help you not be a dick like I was ... story of cuteness involving a tiny human. You don’t have to prove anything to anyone, I don’t doubt your desire to die surrounded by 15 cats. My birthday toast from my best friend ...