Gimme Five: When the National Anthem, well, sucked
For a little pre-grilling fun on this Independence Day, we gathered together our least favorite for a new edition of Gimme Five that we call: When the National Anthem, like ... It’s a stunningly wrong-headed joke and a career-defining misstep all ...
10 Funniest 'Man Walked Into a Bar' Jokes
He tells the bartender, "I’d like three shots of your finest Irish whiskey, please ... Into a Bar” Jokes (Slideshow) The years pass, and every Friday, the man comes in for his whiskey. Until one day the man enters, looking a bit depressed, and says ...
'Oi, mate gimme some more': Charles Dickens's classics translated into 'yoof speak'
Oliver Twist - or Oliva Twist - has also been given the treatment and the orphan's famous line of 'please sir, can I have some more?' has changed to 'oi mate, gimme some more ... ‘Some people see it as a joke but it isn't. I just want to break down ...
Weekend rant: big data is a bad joke, gimme context
As we gird our collective loins, saddle up and cram ourselves into the sardine cans also known as modern aircraft, (please excuse all these deliberately mixed metaphors – it is a rant) I am willing to bet a good amount that Big Data will be mentioned at ...
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf’ is a howl, and the joke isn’t pretty
Early in “The Wolf of Wall Street,” the young stock trader wannabe Jordan Belfort ... Jean Dujardin (“The Artist”) as a swank Swiss banker. The women? Oh, please, this movie is not about its women, and that’s both the point and the problem.