Gimme His Majesty, King Badu Bonsu’s Head Back.
Really? .That is a joke, right? Please tell me that is a joke, I would feel much better. Speaking of spirit what about the spirits of the two emissaries? Oh, I got it, they don’t count. Let’s get a life for God’s sake. With all due respect ...
Chosen, A Jewish Joke
“Excuse me, Miss,” I say, “but I wasn’t aware of any border crossings between the Brooklyn and Boise.” “Mountain Time’s another state of mind,” she replies, cool as a pickle ... on high?” Sammy solemnly bows his head.
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf’ is a howl, and the joke isn’t pretty
Oh, please, this movie is not about its women ... Where “Wolf” does strike bitter, dark, and deep is in its portrait of the gimme-gimme neediness — the pure lizard-brain atavism — that undergirds the urge to amass money. After the Lamborghini ...
GIMME 5: Signs that you (desperately) need some help
Laughing at dark jokes for too long. Yes, yes ... masking your deep psychological pain and some unsettling sexual sadomasochism. So please, no bouts of self-esteem. Just find a shoulder to lean on and talk to someone. Before it’s too late.
Gimme Five: When the National Anthem, well, sucked
For a little pre-grilling fun on this Independence Day, we gathered together our least favorite for a new edition of Gimme Five that we call ... It’s a stunningly wrong-headed joke and a career-defining misstep all rolled into one … with a frothy ...